AQUARIUS

January 20 - February 18

You have a deep understanding of human nature and would excel at writing straight-to-DVD chick flicks. Your desire to save the whole planet keeps you mindful of doing real work for the people. That said, you're mostly valued for your non-stop partying.

Aquarius Side 1:
• social butterfly
• impulsive
• new-agey
• teacher
• eccentric
• progressive

PISCES
February 19 - March 20

You are sympathetic to the world's unfortunate, including every stray animal and helpeless soul you meet. People like you because of your unbridled enthusiasm. Might want to keep that in check, though. Collecting parking tickets isn't a "fun hobby."

Pisces Traits:
• procrastinator
• sensitive
• dreamer
• intuitive 
• easily led
• charitable 

You are a natural competitor with very little patience for whiners. You're a doer, not a dreamer and not given to long, drawn-out emotional moments. People like you because you look hot in shorts. This is the year to take your shower singing act on the road.

Aries Traits:
• confrontational 
• overachiever 
• winner
• driven
• competitive 
• hot-tempered

TAURUS
April 20 - May 20

You have a stick-to-it-ive-ness that others truly admire and you ensure there's never a single drop left in the bottle of champagne. People like you because you appreciate the finer things in life and can party hard without a single hair out of place.

Taurus Traits:
• possessive
• stubborn
• stylish
• loyal
• foodie
• always right

GEMINI
May 21 - June 20

Naturally volatile, you tend to swing between introvert and extrovert depending on the time of day...or type of cocktail. And even though you've been called "out there" on more than one occasion, people like you because you're the good kind of crazy.

Gemini Traits:
• dual-personality
• superficial
• flirt 
• fickle
• gossipy 
• unpredictable 

CANCER
June 21 - July 22

You're no stranger to thumb sucking, but you're not a total pushover either. In truth, no one even knows when you're upset because you're always "fine." People like you as much for your creativity as they do for your desire to day drink under an afghan.

Cancer Traits:
• introverted
• skeptical
• moody
• thinker
• creative
• domestic

 LEO

July 23 - August 22

You are extremely charismatic and irresistible to most everyone you meet. You are generally the only person in the room who counts, and you know it. Hey, it's not your fault you were born for such greatness. People like you almost as much as you like you.

Leo Traits:
• fun-loving
• narcissist 
• dramatic
• leader
• talented
• charismatic 

 VIRGO
August 23 - September 22

You are cautious and careful when sober, and tend to only let loose during pre-planned events. You have a firm grasp on the number of drinks both you and anyone else has ever had. People like you because you look like a sexy professor and always have all the answers.

Virgo Traits:
• perfectionist
• hypochondriac
• methodical
• critical
• hyperactive
• self-involved

LIBRA
September 23 - October 22

You are a lover of art, beauty, and all things intellectual; that's why you only date sexy geniuses. Not one to enjoy alone time, you're at your best when in a solid relationship, or at least a decent one-night stand. People like you because you're agreeable. 

Libra Traits:
• people pleaser
• petulant
• indecisive 
• flirt 
• diplomatic 
• superficial 

 SAGITTARIUS
November 22 - December 21

You enjoy traveling to the far lands of the earth with your band of merry mischief-makers. Not one for long-term goals or commitments, you tend to disappear in the middle of the night for spur-of-the-moment road trips. 

Sagittarius Traits:
• open-minded
• philosopher 
• forgetful
• blunt
• reckless
• wanderer 

CAPRICORN

December 22 - January 19

You're in avid pursuit of wealth and power, but more grounded than a world traveler on a no-fly list. And even though your main source of income might be considered "iffy," there's nothing sexier than a little bit of danger and a big wad of cash.

Capricorn Traits:
• domineering
• ambitious
• sarcastic 
• cynical 
• stubborn 
• workaholic